Dear Fufu,

When you grow older, and have me over for dinner, I will spill my drink all over the table and splash it every. I will also put my meal (rice, veggies, bread, chicken, whatever is on hand) in the cup that holds my drink, thus ruining both the food and the drink and making clean up that much more fun.

Then I will say "Imagine a whole year of this, every day, at least three times a day."